{"id":346,"date":"2015-02-28T07:05:18","date_gmt":"2015-02-28T07:05:18","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/blogit.meillakotona.fi\/olgankotona\/riips-ja-raaps\/"},"modified":"2017-11-27T17:39:37","modified_gmt":"2017-11-27T17:39:37","slug":"riips-ja-raaps","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blogit.meillakotona.fi\/olgankotona\/riips-ja-raaps\/","title":{"rendered":"Riips ja raaps"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" width=\"1600\" height=\"1067\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/a-lehdet-blogs.s3.amazonaws.com\/uploads\/sites\/29\/img_6663.jpg?fit=1600%2C1067&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"attachment-full size-full\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/a-lehdet-blogs.s3.amazonaws.com\/uploads\/sites\/29\/img_6663.jpg?w=1600&amp;ssl=1 1600w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/a-lehdet-blogs.s3.amazonaws.com\/uploads\/sites\/29\/img_6663.jpg?resize=300%2C200&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/a-lehdet-blogs.s3.amazonaws.com\/uploads\/sites\/29\/img_6663.jpg?resize=768%2C512&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/a-lehdet-blogs.s3.amazonaws.com\/uploads\/sites\/29\/img_6663.jpg?resize=1024%2C683&amp;ssl=1 1024w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 1600px) 100vw, 1600px\" data-attachment-id=\"1699\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/blogit.meillakotona.fi\/olgankotona\/img_6663\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/a-lehdet-blogs.s3.amazonaws.com\/uploads\/sites\/29\/img_6663.jpg?fit=1600%2C1067&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"1600,1067\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"img_6663\" data-image-description=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/a-lehdet-blogs.s3.amazonaws.com\/uploads\/sites\/29\/img_6663.jpg?fit=300%2C200&amp;ssl=1\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/a-lehdet-blogs.s3.amazonaws.com\/uploads\/sites\/29\/img_6663.jpg?fit=1024%2C683&amp;ssl=1\" \/> <\/p>\n<p>Miksi ihmeess\u00e4 kissojen pit\u00e4\u00e4 y\u00f6ll\u00e4 availla ovia? Heti kun y\u00f6 koittaa, kissamme Kita ja Muru kulkevat ja vaeltavat ymp\u00e4ri taloa ristiin rastiin, kunnes eteen tulee ovi. Talon ovet ovat vanhoja ja painavia ja harva niist\u00e4 menee napakasti loksahtaen kiinni. N\u00e4m\u00e4 mirrit hy\u00f6tyv\u00e4t siit\u00e4, ei tarvitse edes hyppi\u00e4 kahvoihin, riitt\u00e4\u00e4 kun ottaa kynsill\u00e4 kiinni oven alakulmasta ja alkaa raapimaan. Raps, riiips, raaps. Ja sitten kuuluu pitk\u00e4\u00e4 narinaa kun makuuhuoneen ovi aukeaa. Kissa vilahtaa seuraavaan huoneeseen, ovi painuu kiinni, kissa kulkee huoneessa ymp\u00e4ri ja taas takaisin ovelle, riips. Ymm\u00e4rt\u00e4isin kulkemisen jos kissat oikeasti tulisivat s\u00e4nkyyn nukkumaan mutta ei. Korkeintaan ne k\u00e4yv\u00e4t nopeasti kurnuttamassa muutamat kehr\u00e4\u00e4miset jalkop\u00e4\u00e4ss\u00e4 ja jatkavat matkaansa. Riips, raaps.<\/p>\n<p>Seuraavan kerran kun taas kissa on ovella, minulta menee hermot. K\u00e4yn nyk\u00e4isem\u00e4ss\u00e4 oven napakammin kiinni, mutta 115 vuotta el\u00e4m\u00e4\u00e4 on tehnyt oven niin ep\u00e4sopivaksi karmeihin ettei se mene kunnolla kiinni. Kissa tulee ovelle. Riips, raaps, ei aukea, on liian tiukasti kiinni. Kissa ei lannistu, vaan ottaa j\u00e4re\u00e4mm\u00e4t keinot k\u00e4ytt\u00f6\u00f6n, jos hampailla yritt\u00e4isi? ROUSKIS.&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Ja p\u00e4iv\u00e4t nukutaan.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" width=\"1067\" height=\"1600\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/a-lehdet-blogs.s3.amazonaws.com\/uploads\/sites\/29\/img_6672-001.jpg?fit=1067%2C1600&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"attachment-full size-full\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/a-lehdet-blogs.s3.amazonaws.com\/uploads\/sites\/29\/img_6672-001.jpg?w=1067&amp;ssl=1 1067w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/a-lehdet-blogs.s3.amazonaws.com\/uploads\/sites\/29\/img_6672-001.jpg?resize=200%2C300&amp;ssl=1 200w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/a-lehdet-blogs.s3.amazonaws.com\/uploads\/sites\/29\/img_6672-001.jpg?resize=768%2C1152&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/a-lehdet-blogs.s3.amazonaws.com\/uploads\/sites\/29\/img_6672-001.jpg?resize=683%2C1024&amp;ssl=1 683w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 1067px) 100vw, 1067px\" data-attachment-id=\"1701\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/blogit.meillakotona.fi\/olgankotona\/img_6672-001\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/a-lehdet-blogs.s3.amazonaws.com\/uploads\/sites\/29\/img_6672-001.jpg?fit=1067%2C1600&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"1067,1600\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"img_6672-001\" data-image-description=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/a-lehdet-blogs.s3.amazonaws.com\/uploads\/sites\/29\/img_6672-001.jpg?fit=200%2C300&amp;ssl=1\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/a-lehdet-blogs.s3.amazonaws.com\/uploads\/sites\/29\/img_6672-001.jpg?fit=683%2C1024&amp;ssl=1\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Miksi ihmeess\u00e4 kissojen pit\u00e4\u00e4 y\u00f6ll\u00e4 availla ovia? Heti kun y\u00f6 koittaa, kissamme&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":35,"featured_media":1699,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"acf":[],"platta":{"numLikes":0,"numComments":10,"category":null,"themes":[],"commercial_partner":null,"thumbnail":"https:\/\/blogit-cdn.a-lehdet.fi\/uploads\/sites\/29\/img_6663.jpg","blog_id":29},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/blogit-cdn.a-lehdet.fi\/uploads\/sites\/29\/img_6663.jpg","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogit.meillakotona.fi\/olgankotona\/api\/wp\/v2\/posts\/346"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogit.meillakotona.fi\/olgankotona\/api\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogit.meillakotona.fi\/olgankotona\/api\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogit.meillakotona.fi\/olgankotona\/api\/wp\/v2\/users\/35"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogit.meillakotona.fi\/olgankotona\/api\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=346"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/blogit.meillakotona.fi\/olgankotona\/api\/wp\/v2\/posts\/346\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1702,"href":"https:\/\/blogit.meillakotona.fi\/olgankotona\/api\/wp\/v2\/posts\/346\/revisions\/1702"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogit.meillakotona.fi\/olgankotona\/api\/wp\/v2\/media\/1699"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogit.meillakotona.fi\/olgankotona\/api\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=346"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogit.meillakotona.fi\/olgankotona\/api\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=346"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogit.meillakotona.fi\/olgankotona\/api\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=346"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}