{"id":18,"date":"2016-11-30T09:14:22","date_gmt":"2016-11-30T09:14:22","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/blogit.meillakotona.fi\/mrschristmas\/24-syyta-ja-pari-polkkakarkkia\/"},"modified":"2017-11-27T19:31:55","modified_gmt":"2017-11-27T19:31:55","slug":"24-syyta-ja-pari-polkkakarkkia","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blogit.meillakotona.fi\/mrschristmas\/24-syyta-ja-pari-polkkakarkkia\/","title":{"rendered":"24 syyt\u00e4 (ja pari polkkakarkkia)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" width=\"2048\" height=\"2048\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/a-lehdet-blogs.s3.amazonaws.com\/uploads\/sites\/31\/joulukalenteri.jpg?fit=2048%2C2048&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"attachment-full size-full\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/a-lehdet-blogs.s3.amazonaws.com\/uploads\/sites\/31\/joulukalenteri.jpg?w=2048&amp;ssl=1 2048w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/a-lehdet-blogs.s3.amazonaws.com\/uploads\/sites\/31\/joulukalenteri.jpg?resize=150%2C150&amp;ssl=1 150w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/a-lehdet-blogs.s3.amazonaws.com\/uploads\/sites\/31\/joulukalenteri.jpg?resize=300%2C300&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/a-lehdet-blogs.s3.amazonaws.com\/uploads\/sites\/31\/joulukalenteri.jpg?resize=768%2C768&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/a-lehdet-blogs.s3.amazonaws.com\/uploads\/sites\/31\/joulukalenteri.jpg?resize=1024%2C1024&amp;ssl=1 1024w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 2048px) 100vw, 2048px\" data-attachment-id=\"198\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/blogit.meillakotona.fi\/mrschristmas\/joulukalenteri\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/a-lehdet-blogs.s3.amazonaws.com\/uploads\/sites\/31\/joulukalenteri.jpg?fit=2048%2C2048&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"2048,2048\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"joulukalenteri\" data-image-description=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/a-lehdet-blogs.s3.amazonaws.com\/uploads\/sites\/31\/joulukalenteri.jpg?fit=300%2C300&amp;ssl=1\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/a-lehdet-blogs.s3.amazonaws.com\/uploads\/sites\/31\/joulukalenteri.jpg?fit=1024%2C1024&amp;ssl=1\" \/> <\/p>\n<p>Lapsonen pyysi, ett\u00e4 askartelisin h\u00e4nelle joulukalenterin. Mutta v\u00e4lill\u00e4, kuten varmasti tied\u00e4tte, on aikoja, kun ei vaan pysty ei kykene. Kaiken maailman legoukkojen, suklaapatukoiden ja muiden h\u00e4rp\u00e4kkeiden mets\u00e4st\u00e4minen tuntui ylivoimaisen vaativalta teht\u00e4v\u00e4lt\u00e4.&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Ratkaisin ongelman kirjoittamalla 24 syyt\u00e4, miksi rakastan h\u00e4nt\u00e4. Lappuset laitoin purkkiin, josta poikani saa joka p\u00e4iv\u00e4 nostaa yhden rakkaudentunnustuksen (kera polkkakarkin). Mukavaa vaihtelua joka aamuiseen&nbsp;<em>sy\u00f6seleip\u00e4puep\u00e4\u00e4llepesehampaatsuljetelkkarinytonkiire-<\/em>mantraani.<\/p>\n<p>Oikeastaan pit\u00e4isi tehd\u00e4 toinenkin purkki puolisolleni. Ei yht\u00e4\u00e4n <em>tyhjenn\u00e4astianpesukonevielikaisetsukat<\/em>-lappua, pelk\u00e4st\u00e4\u00e4n kauniita sanoja. Perheeni on ne ansainnut &lt;3<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Lapsonen pyysi, ett\u00e4 askartelisin h\u00e4nelle joulukalenterin. Mutta v\u00e4lill\u00e4, kuten varmasti tied\u00e4tte, on&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":37,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[17],"tags":[4,2,5],"acf":[],"platta":{"numLikes":0,"numComments":0,"category":null,"themes":[],"commercial_partner":null,"thumbnail":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/a-lehdet-blogs.s3.amazonaws.com\/uploads\/sites\/31\/joulukalenteri.jpg","blog_id":31},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogit.meillakotona.fi\/mrschristmas\/api\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogit.meillakotona.fi\/mrschristmas\/api\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogit.meillakotona.fi\/mrschristmas\/api\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogit.meillakotona.fi\/mrschristmas\/api\/wp\/v2\/users\/37"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogit.meillakotona.fi\/mrschristmas\/api\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=18"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/blogit.meillakotona.fi\/mrschristmas\/api\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":199,"href":"https:\/\/blogit.meillakotona.fi\/mrschristmas\/api\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18\/revisions\/199"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogit.meillakotona.fi\/mrschristmas\/api\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=18"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogit.meillakotona.fi\/mrschristmas\/api\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=18"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogit.meillakotona.fi\/mrschristmas\/api\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=18"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}